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What goes through my head at night.

~A.

Created on 2006-02-22 04:10:49 (#9580266), last updated 2006-11-29

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Name:	The No-Life-King

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Made by Mr.Rikudo of the Bloodknight Comics forums. SHADOW GROPE ATTACK!!!11111

Name: Alucard
Alias (I will not demean myself by putting this as my 'real' name.): Gabriel Wingates
Age: Older than you by far.
Place of Birth: Sighisoara, Romania

Occupation: Hellsing's trump card
Traits: Arrogant, sadistic, tyrannical, aggressive, twisted....malicious.
Abilties: Enhanced strength, agility and senses, sharpened fangs and claws. Has ability to see in complete darkness and has shadows which mend him.
Room No: C3
Weapons:...Varies. Has a pair of spears now, plus some kitchen knives.
Hiding places:...Now why would he tell you that? >;)
General Items: Nurse perfume, the rest is a secret. ;}
Other details:...It's complicated.

Appearance: I think I have written it in the journal. Most of times it'll be the last thing you'll see....*cackle*

Totally ripped from rabikins, because I simply couldn't resist.

Care and Most Importantly Survival Tips for Your Very Own No-Life-King.

Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of an Alucard. Such creatures are an extremely rare find out in the wild. Because one is already bad enough.

-Alucards have an extremely strong prey drive. DO NOT. Let your Alucard roam freely around people. Be it your drinking buddies, the nearby town, or the city. Or else you may find that all the people are gone and the Alucard stalking you next. Also. Do not approach one in the wild as it will attack to kill and eat.

-Being an extremely willful creature -it will disown you if you're 'not worthy' and run away and cuase the end of the world- strict discipline is recommended when dealing with Alucards. However, refrain from using disciplinary objects such as canes or whips. Alucards see this as a mating display and God help you if one has you cornered with said whip.

-Alucards are also very destructive creatures, and need to be let loose once in a while to Wreak Hell. If it doeesn't get enough exercise it may turn on you. Let it out once in a while, and it will selectively kill anyone who has pissed you off in the last few weeks or so.

-They aren't picky about food either. As long as it's sapient, has a soul, it's lunch. The same for any small, furry animal.

-Alucards enter a state of hibernation when not fed for a few years. Their tissues dry up and they effectively sleep until someone or something wakes it up. They have a survivability of a cockroach.

-Despite being known to be heartless monsters, Alucards do express their feelings once in a while. A quick tip -- if it is rolling around in mirthful laughter, the world is probably going to end. Find a holocaust shelter.

-While they do not form family packs, Alucards are highly sexual beings, and may keep groups of up to three females at one time. No one has ever seen the young though.

-Alucards are also extremely territorial and possesive. On any account, refrain from actually entering its designated 'den'. They have been known to kill people just for being around the den.

-Lastly, while caring and catering to your Alucard's wants and needs will be a definite pain in the posterior, to finally gain the loyalty and respect of one -no matter how testing it would be- pretty much means you have your hands on one of the most dangerous creatures on earth. Enjoy.